Funny “Everything I Love is Illegal, Expensive or Blonde” t-shirt for men and women. Sarcastic humor shirt, retro vintage graphic tee, trendy, witty, and bold statement shirt for parties, casual wear, or gag gifts. Ideal for lovers of sarcasm, humor, fashion, and cheeky quotes. Soft, comfortable, high-quality cotton. Perfect for birthdays, bachelor parties, or friends with a wild sense of humor. Makes a great novelty gift for anyone who loves funny shirts about money, danger, and blondes.
Size Details:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 31.02 | 32.01 | 32.99 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.17 | 9.45 | 9.72 | 10.00 | 10.39 |
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size






















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