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Make a bold statement with our “You’re Not Helping Anybody and You Look Dumb as Shit” T-shirt! Perfect for those moments when a little brutal honesty is all that’s needed. Made with soft, high-quality fabric, this shirt combines comfort and wit. Ideal for casual outings, social events, or just lounging around while making your stance crystal clear. It’s the perfect gift for anyone who loves sharp humor and a no-nonsense attitude.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
abbycouture –
Got so many laughs wearing this shirt. Perfect statement piece!
trisha27lam –
Bold, hilarious, and gets the point across. Love it!
Elena Peptione –
Every time I wear this, people can’t stop commenting on how funny it is!
amanda kronstadt –
Great quality and even better message!